A neighbor performed a Jedi mind trick on me this afternoon as I waited for the elevator.
Neighbor (waving his hand mysteriously): "It is chilly outside, and you will need a jacket."
Me: "It is chilly outside, and I will need a jacket."
Okay, that's not how it actually happened.
Meanwhile, the Night Before
Attention, my fellow apartment residents: If you're missing your collection of Hustler, Penthouse, and Barely Legal periodicals, they are sitting in a big pile in the hallway.
And Here Are Some Good (YouTube) Poopers
Dikekike, Orpheusftw, Adventure2theUnknown, Attackofthehank, chemistryguy, Keeperof Porridge, kevmcallister, Likety, MrTPoops, ipoop7colors, Deepercutt, DurhamrockerZ