Steelers-Bengals

Bengals: Oh, hey, Steelers, how are you?
Steelers: Not good.
Bengals: How come?
Steelers: Well, see, we were beating you guys the whole game pretty much and then you guys scored and now you're like totally gonna win the game.
Bengals: Oh, that's terrible!
Steelers: Indeed.
Bengals: Well, I wish there was something we could do to help you out with that.
Steelers: Well...
Bengals: What? Don't be shy. Just ask.
Steelers: Well, you could commit a flagrant foul in the last minute of the game.
Bengals: Hey! There's an idea! Say if we...hmmm...popped one of your guys in the head after the play ended?
Steelers: Yeah! That'd be good for at least 15 yards and a first down!
Bengals: Okay! We'll do it!
Steelers: Sigh.
Bengals: Now what?
Steelers: It's just that...that's a mighty long ways away for a field goals, still.
Bengals: Oh, right. I see what you mean...Okay. I have an idea.
Steelers: What?
Bengals: How about after we commit the flagrant foul, four or five of us will ARGUE WITH THE REFS ABOUT THE FLAG!
Steelers: Oh, wow! You'd do that for us? Could one of you really get in the ref's face? Maybe even a little bit of touching?
Bengals: Why not?
Steelers: Wow, that would really put us in range for a field goal! That would be great, thank you!
Bengals: No, Steelers. Thank you!

18-16, Steelers.