The Goose is Getting Fat

From the artist Jim Benton,

Aisle 4

Me, at Staples, to the young cashier: Hi. Do you have something I can put in the mail to send a compact disc? Young cashier: A what? Me: A compact disc. A CD. Young cashier: You want like a box? Me: No, more like an envelope. For seeing a CD, a compact disc. Young cashier (writer’s embellishment): Are you speaking martian? Me: Envelope. Young cashier: That would be in aisle 4. Me: Thank you.

Tobacco Road, but all sexy

 Because it’s Friday ya bastids, and I got a new job today.

Tobacco Road, by Brother Jack McDuff