New game with kitteh is EEEK! THERE’S A CAT IN MY APARTMENT! EEEEEK! HOW DID A CAT GET IN HERE!
*Then I remember that how he got in here is that I stuffed him in a box and drove him across town and made him live here. He’s very upset about it.
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
Monday, December 18, 2023
Monday, December 4, 2023
Saturday, December 2, 2023
Friday, December 1, 2023
Your Love Is Certified
Becaaaaaaaaaasue IT'S FRIDAY YA BASTIDS.
Your Love Is Certified by Rasputin's Stash
Thursday, November 30, 2023
Saturday, November 18, 2023
Aisle 4
Me, at Staples, to the young cashier: Hi. Do you have something I can put in the mail to send a compact disc?
Young cashier: A what?
Me: A compact disc. A CD.
Young cashier: You want like a box?
Me: No, more like an envelope. For seeing a CD, a compact disc.
Young cashier (writer’s embellishment): Are you speaking martian?
Me: Envelope.
Young cashier: That would be in aisle 4.
Me: Thank you.
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